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The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
What you get free costs too much.
What you get free costs too much.
