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A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only read more
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself
A line is a dot that went for a walk.
A line is a dot that went for a walk.
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story read more
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are read more
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
